SIZE: 12" LONG
As heard on the Howard Stern show. Howard interviews Kiki and asks... "WHY?"


What is a SHENIS?

It's the female answer to standing to pee for ladies!

As a woman who travels non stop, (and am always on the road), it's impossible to find a toilet when I need it, let alone a clean one. Worse, I'm from Texas, where you can go for miles without seeing a tree, let alone a bush. Guys, (God bless 'em), don't have this problem. They can stop anywhere, (and I do mean anywhere,) and go. So, partly out of need, partly out of envy, I invented The Shenis - the female answer to the penis. It's not a sex toy, by the way, and isn't intended to be one. It just lets us girls "go" with the home boys. As a result, (with due credit to Freud), men will finally be envious of what we girls have.

      "Shenis Envy."

      The Shenis is gold and twelve inches long. In other words, it really is the Equalizer. It also gives us girls a chance to pee on road trips. While boating. Camping. Even outside of bars if we want. Just like men. Most important, we can do it standing up.
      To be honest, I can't wait for the day when I'm stopped by a cop. (for the shock as well as the publicity).. Can't you just see it? "This is car 14. I'm pulling off at exit 7 to help a stranded motorist. Got a redhead with her back to me. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was taking a leak but, oh my God, I need back up now. Officer in danger. Suspect is packing an angry Johnson." "Ma’am, step away from the Shenis."
      The Ebony model is due out soon. It will be significantly larger than the gold model, come with wheels and is...priceless.

AS SEEN IN PLAYGIRL MAGAZINE



Listen in as Playboy Radio interviews Kiki on OCT 12, 2007!



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KIKI - THE INVENTOR OF THE SHENIS

kiki@shenis.com


Pee like a man, now you can!

Squat no mo!

Have fun when you go!